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Friday, May 22, 2009
50 Things to Do While at a Mcdonald's Drive Thru
 Whether you're just dead bored or you just want to make the lives of the people at McDonald's miserable, here are a few funny suggestions that is a sure way to drive someone crazy or annoyed I should say. HAHA. A hilarious blog entry from Carlo. Laugh you hearts out!
- One: Say “Amen” after you say your order
- Two: Order a large cheese pizza.
- Three: Terminate the order by saying, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” and then drive off.
- Four: Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you’re going with the lowest bidder.
- Five: When you take your order say “surprise me!”
- Six: Answer their questions with questions.
- Seven: Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
- Nine: Spell out your order.
- Ten: Talk about your social life
- Eleven: Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
- Twelve: Tell the order taker you’re depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
- Thirteen: Change your accent...every three seconds.
- Fourteen: After ordering say “and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won’t get it right the first time!”
- Fifteen: Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say “Bed-Wetters’ Camp, right?”
- Sixteen: Start your order with “I’d like… “. A little later, slap yourself and say “No, I don’t.”
- Seventeen: Ask to rent a burger.
- Eighteen: Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.
- Nineteen: Order with the radio turned up at full blast.
- Twenty: Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say “yes” start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.
- Twenty One: Tell them to double-check to make sure your burger is, in fact, dead.
- Twenty Two: Imitate the order taker’s voice.
- Twenty Three: Eliminate verbs from your speech.
- Twenty Four: When they say “What would you like?” say, “Huh? Oh, you mean now.”
- Twenty Five: Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
- Twenty Six: Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this meal.
- Twenty Seven: Order just one fry.
- Twenty Eight: Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say “Where was I? Who are you?”
- Twenty Nine: Order two different meals and then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.”\
- Thirty: Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
- Thirty One: Take a picture of the person at the window.
- Thirty Two: Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, “that will be $7.95”
- Thirty Three: If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, “I shall not be swayed by your sweet words.”
- Thirty Four: Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
- Thirty Five: Start the conversation with “My order at McDonalds, Take 1, and … action!”
- Thirty Six: Ask if the burger is organically grown.
- Thirty Seven: When they repeat your order, say “Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.”
- Thirty Eight: State your order and say, “that’s as far as this relationship is going to get”.
- Thirty Nine: Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a burger.” Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your burger.
- Forty: Tell them to take the first bite.
- Forty One: Teach the order taker a secret code. Take your order using that code.
- Forty Two: When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say “You just don’t get it, do you?”
- Forty Three: When you’re given the price, say “Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math.”
- Forty Four: Bargain with the price.
- Forty Five: When they say “Will that be all?”, snicker and say “We’ll find out, won’t we?”
- Forty Six: Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that burger.
- Forty Seven: Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a briefcase and then drive off.
- Forty Eight: Ask if the burger has had it’s shots.
- Forty Nine: Don’t say a word. Just stare.
- Fifty: Speak in a different language.
Thinking about McDonald's made me hungry. Hello 8-MCDO? HAHA! :P
the earth stood still @ 9:32 PM
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